Trying for a baby or not yet is one of our weekly conversation if not daily, if not every 5 minutes that we witness a child-parent conversation, cute or obnoxious...
Anyway, these were some of the questions I had, and got some interesting answers...
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes university.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "divorce" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in university.
5 comments:
A chaque fois, je rigole.
I don't think women do return to normal.
LOL, those are funny! I especially liked the tornado one. :D
My personal favorite is 'when will the baby move' hahaha
I got these in a e-mail a while back. They are hiliarious.
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